Really Late breaking News: Tim has cracked Da Boony Code and is now offering a mod-chip service to Pimp Your Boony! Freakin’ Awesome!
Not so late breaking News: Read out how ‘n’ why Boony is Back from the Dead!
In an effort to get to the bottom of the Boony mystery I have started the Facts Of Boon page and the Reverse Boonjaneering Project. Please contribute all you can to these noble causes. Or pledge your respect in our Homage to Talking Boony…Last update: 01 Sept 06, 9:17am
As a whipper snapper, David Boon was by far my favourite batsman. And even though he was um, plump, he was the fastest runner-between-wickets in the Australian side. That’s pretty impressive. So when I learnt of the “Talking Boony” marketing ploy by VB, I had no choice but to ignore my taste buds and purchase a carton - I strolled out of the local bottle-o with a slab, a bubble-wrapped Boony statuette, and the instructional leaflet that accompanied him.
“How do I make it talk?”, I thought to myself “And why would it be so difficult that I’d require an instructional leaflet?”. The answer left me dumbfounded. Dumbfounded and incredulous.
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