Mr. Speaker

  <- This is how it works…

…and the script if you’re feelin’ lucky…

Good news! After 20 years of us crying out for someone to listen… Firefox 3 will finally support animated alpha PNGs!

Over time, the internet becomes increasingly average: incorrect information cancels out factual information, wisdom cancels out opinion and user-generated-content cancels out content.

For a given web search you have a (correct things/(incorrect things + correct things)) x 100 percent chance of finding something correct.

Consider

1. Eventually the internet will represent the most average person in the world.
2. We rely on the internet to make all of our decisions.

Therefore

The internet pushes and pulls us all towards average.

Conclusion

From a mathematical perspective, this is good for 3.3 billion people.

Right, I’m determined to get a post in before the end of January - even if it exposes my deep lack of understanding of the Gregorian solar calendar (and indeed hints at my naked state of nescience concerning many other aspects of the basic mechanics of our world).

Here’s how the problem started: 52 x 7 = 364. Ok, no, wait. A step even further back…
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What’s your email address Sharkie?! Far out….